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DUMMIES GUIDE:

How to get the right tattoo!

Getting a tattoo appears to be one of the hottest things on the market. Everyday, it is not uncommon to run into a person who has a tattoo. It has almost become a right of passage. You grow up, get your education, maybe a fake pair of boobs and get a tattoo. Cool right? No outfit can truly be complete without decorating your body with fabulous art! And for those of you who struggle with the knowledge of what permanent is, because you can not keep a solid relationship, let me tell you that a tattoo is FOREVER! Sure you can go to "try" to get it removed, but chances are there will be scarring and it is extraordinarily painful. Below, I have provided additional help for people who really desire to make the ultimate commitment....THE TATTOO....

TIL DEATH DO YOU PART.....
Side Note: The greatest tips are at the very end!

What Exactly Is a Tattoo?

A tattoo is a puncture wound, made deep in your skin,

that's filled with ink. It's made by penetrating

your skin with a needle and injecting ink into the area,

usually creating some sort of design.

Definition provided by:

http://kidshealth.org/teen/your_body/skin_stuff/safe_tattooing.html

How do tattoos work?

http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/beauty/skin-and-lifestyle/tattoo.htm
Why your parents say "NO"

http://tehaskett.blogspot.com/2012/08/why-your-parents-say-no-because-i-said.html

EXHIBIT A:

"THE FAST FOOD PRIDE TATTOO!"

This is for anyone who strongly desires to show the world their favorite fast food restaurant. From Pizza Hut to McDonald's you will be loving this new art decoration! Of course with the way the economy is going, do not be shocked if 5 to 10 years down the line, some of these fast food joints run out of business...but DO NOT worry! Getting a fast food tattoo will certainly advertise you, AND it will always provide a memory to other people as some of the most popular fast food chains of all time.

EXHIBIT B:

"LOVE YOUR COUNTRY TATTOO!"

If you love your country, show it with this fashionable tattoo of your current president. Featured in the picture below is a gorgeous photo of America's previous president George Bush! There were actually plenty of tattoos with George Bush, however, most of them were tattooed on the bottom of people's rear end. Out of respect for the viewers, I had to keep it clean. But seriously, why not show your respect for your country and permanently tattoo something symbolic! And remember, for the United States Citizens, the election is coming up. Even if who you vote for does not win in the office, there is nothing wrong with showing your PERMANENT love for who you desire to vote for.

EXHIBIT C:

"MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW TATTOO!"

For those of you who were born earlier or who have a forgetful mind, this is Beavis and Butthead featured below. Say hello! Beavis and Butthead was a popular television show. I am not sure about how popular it is now, but whatever show you love so much, make sure you PERMANENTLY stick with it!

Al Bundy Tattoo...???? Kind of cute....

EXHIBIT D:

"THE PROUD NEW PARENT!"

What greater "permanent" way to show your love for your newborn child by tattooing them on your body. I mean sure, some parents may be neglectful in other ways to their children, but there is no love greater than putting a tattoo of your baby on your body. Pictures speak volumes! Your child and the entire world will understand how much you care about your new bundle of joy!

EXHIBIT E:

"THE POP STAR TATTOO"

Some of you may recognize this photo. This is actually a tattoo of Brittany Spears during a very awkward moment in her life. Apparently, some people were truly inspired by those moments and took it amongst themselves to tattoo it on their arm. This is a very wonderful look for anyone who is trying to promote their favorite singer, actress or anyone famous who inspired you.

EXHIBIT D:

"SCARE THE CHILDREN AWAY TATTOO!"

There are a lot of people who do not like children, sadly most of them are parents. However, that was not the point of this demonstration. If you are looking to permanently scare off little children, then what better way to do it then having something really creepy tattooed on the back of your head. October is coming up and many children will be looking for candy. I guarantee if you open the door and turn around, the poor children will PERMANENTLY disappear for life...maybe even your own.

Maybe...

Top Fashion NO NO NO!!!
http://tehaskett.blogspot.com/2012/08/top-fashion-no-no-no.html

EXHIBIT E:

"PARENTAL,

I HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD TATTOO!"

When you were growing up as a child, it always seemed like your parents knew EXACTLY what you were doing. It was almost like they truly had eyes in the back of their head. Even as adults, sometimes it seems that way. Well, there is no better, more permanent way to discipline your child by letting them see, your eyes in the back of your head. Instead of just saying it all of the time, you will literally be able to show them the truth. This tattoo is a must, if you are having parental and teen issues! Just when your child begins to believe you are not looking, you turn around....

EXHIBIT F:

"I LOVE MY DISCOUNT STORE TATTOO!"

Honestly, I do not know how much cheaper Wal-Mart is in comparison to a lot of different stores. Sometimes, their prices seem a bit steep. But, Wal-mart appears to be a place of convenience. I mean, how may other places can you go to get your oil changed, nails done, grocery shop, go to the bank and so much more, without ever leaving the building! That is absolutely fabulous! So maybe you can PERMANENTLY show your respect and gratitude with this gorgeous Wal-mart tattoo...or any retail store of your choice. Again, I must warn you, these places may go out of business, but that tattoo is never going anywhere.

CENTER NOTE:

Normally I do not like to show faces a few of the following ones,

however, these people were darn proud to show themselves off!

EXHIBIT G:

"THE HONEST MOMENT TATTOO!"

OK, so if you do not like a person of a different race, why not just let the whole world PERMANENTLY know. Be sure that you actually are a racist before you choose to tattoo it across your forehead. In some strange way, this is quite commendable, honesty is always the best policy...right?

Don't believe in interracial relationships...

The one on the upper right is probably for you!

EXHIBIT F:

"I LOVE MY PARENTS TATTOO!"

This is just too sweet! God did say honour thy father and thy mother (PERMANENTLY).

EXHIBIT G:

"THE SOUL MATE TATTOO!"

If you are truly soul mates (even if you are currently not married) that means your love for one another endures forever. Forget the ring, and the wedding and just go out and get a PERMANENT tattoo. Let the world know, (not your significant other) that you love them FOREVER! I am almost tearing up as I write this!

EXHIBIT H:

"STAND UP FOR NO GUN CONTROL TATTOO!"

It can actually go both ways! If you like guns you can choose to tattoo it across the side of your face and if you are completely against guns, maybe you can go with this as well. However, I would strongly advise that if you do not agree with gun usage, put a red X over the gun. People can get really confused! By the way, it's PERMANENT!

EXHIBIT I:

"THE MOMENT OF TRUTH!"

Need I say more?"""""

Actually...yes I will!

There are 3 sides to every story...

RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH GETTING A TATTOO

(This includes PERMANENT MAKE-UP LADIES!)

Infections. Contracting blood infections

HIV, Hepatitis B, and Hepatitis C, from dirty needles)
Bacterial infections
Toxic shock syndrome,
Tetanus
Tuberculosis
Syphilis

Inked or Infected??

http://austin.culturemap.com/newsdetail/04-12-12-17-42-tattooing-comes-with-risks/

Georgia mom gets arrested after allowing 10 year boy to get a tattoo!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/georgia-mom-arrested-for-allowing-10-year-old-to-get-tattoo/

Allergic reactions
Hair loss
Customer dissatisfaction

Getting a tattoo in the heat of the moment is what generally happens to people. If they were thinking properly, they will probably tell you they regret some of the art work that is currently on their body. If you are going to get a tattoo, do not opt to go with a bunch of friends. People have very strong tendencies to do "crazy" things in the moment when their friends are laughing and having a ball. But, you will not be laughing for long, may be they will be.
NEVER GET A TATTOO UNDER THE INFLUENCE! EVER!

Becoming addicted to getting Tattoos
Scarring

Trying to remove a tattoo or getting one, it does not matter which one, there is a serious risk of scarring. PERMANENT!

WATCH! Tattoo Removal Left Scars!

Having serious problems getting a job

Many corporations require their employees to NOT show tattoos. If you have a tattoo, likely the company will make you cover it up or simply not hire you if there are too many tattoos on your body. Tattoos are an expression of belief and personality, companies do not like that. While this may sound biased, it is unfortunately very true and there is no way to prove that someone is not hiring you based on your creativity. However, it really is not against the law to not hire someone because they have various tattoos, in fact, it is throughout many company policy hand books!

Very difficult and painful to remove
Everything going down south, eventually...

Our bodies are constantly changing, daily. Forget about a simple tattoo not looking good past the age of 60, it may not look good on you within the next 6 months. That is how quickly we change in appearance. Also, permanent make-up is included on this list of tattoo art. Our faces change daily....and your once perfect lip liner may end up on your chin..

FDA information about Tattoos!

Including information about temporary tattoos!

http://www.fda.gov/cosmetics/productandingredientsafety/productinformation/ucm108530.htm

Top biggest make-up mistakes!

http://tehaskett.blogspot.com/2012/07/top-biggest-make-up-mistakes-6.html

AT HOME TATTOO KITS ARE ALSO RISKY!