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DO NOT SAY THE FOLLOWING ON A FIRST DATE !!!!!!!!

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# 10. 
"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?"

 
EXPLANATION: It is the first date! Never start discussing your sexual fantasies with someone you barely know.  Can we say inappropriate?? Even if you do know this person, it is just too soon to be talking about sex.


WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Always stay away from sexual conversations on the first date. It is ultra important to get to know someone on a mental level first. Becoming intimate too soon, can complicate things. Intimacy is a very powerful tool. Lust is often confused with Love. Stay away from numbers that begin with a six and ends with a nine. And for God's sake CONTROL YOURSELF!
  • But if you are going to be silly enough to have sex with someone on the first date, be smart enough to wrap it up !

 ADVICE FOR LADIES: Ladies, a man who is consistently talking about sex AND paying for your meal.....be very weary. Some guys believe if they pay $12.00 for your meal, they should get a special tip. There is an easy way to handle this situation. Follow the instructions below:
  • Keep ordering the most expensive things on the menu.
  • Pretend you have to use the potty.
  • RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADVICE FOR MEN:  For those men who are buying your date a happy meal and expecting sex on top......seriously????? You may want to upgrade to Golden Coral!!!

BOTTOM LINE: 
THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST ! 


 
#9. 
"ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE?"




EXPLANATION: It is the first date! It is not necessary to know how much income a person has or their credit score.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: Mention casually what you do for a living and move on to another topic. Remember, what a person does for a living, has little to do with who they are as a person.
ADVICE FOR LADIES: I know we all want men that can put food on the table, but it is important that you get to know if their is a connection with him, before you find a connection with his wallet.






ADVICE FOR MEN: Try not to throw out all the fake money you do not have. And please, I know it is the first date but it is never a good ideal to look like a total cheapskate.

Try not to bring out the coupons tonight.


BOTTOM LINE:

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!




# 8.
"MICHAEL IS LIKE THAT TOO...!!!!"


 
EXPLANATION:  Who is Michael???? Your ex???? Start talking about your ex and you can kiss your potential new sweetheart goodbye.Who cares about your ex??? They are your ex for a reason. Leave it that way!!

ADVICE FOR LADIES:  Never mention your ex!
ADVICE FOR MEN:  Never mention your ex!

BOTTOM LINE:
THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!



# 7.
 " ME, ME ME!!!!"

EXPLANATION:  Conceited much?? Talking about yourself constantly is just selfish!!!! You are suppose to be getting to know the other person!! You can talk to yourself at home.

ADVICE FOR LADIES:  Let's face it, your new man does not want to hear about your shopping sprees, make-up tips, or how much you spend on smelly lotions. If he does, you may want to analyze if he is more into Michael's than Michelle's.



ADVICE FOR MEN: Stop talking about your nonexistent accomplishments and large 401K! Most of you probably have to google what a 401K is :o/.

BOTTOM LINE:

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!



# 6.
" I WANT 7 CHILDREN, CAN'T WAIT !"

 
EXPLANATION: Is your biological clock ticking? Human beings desire a partner who loves and appreciates them, not an individual who is solely looking for a baby maker!

ADVICE FOR LADIES: If you want kids that is fine, but bringing up children and family too soon is a NO NO! Start talking about 7 kids, and your date will disappear in LESS than 7 minutes.

ADVICE FOR MEN: If all she keeps talking about is how many babies she wants...run...!

Or maybe not?? However, if a lady is saying this to you on your first date, it is likely she already has her wedding dress picked out. But hey, if that is what both of you guys want...go for it!

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BOTTOM LINE:

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!


# 5.
" I WOULD LIKE TO BE MARRIED BY AGE 35."



EXPLANATION: REFER BACK TO # 6

Just change the baby maker part to married by 35.




# 4.
" MY LIFE SUCKS!"




EXPLANATION: Everyone has problems, but do you really think it is necessary to talk about your uncontrollable bowel movements.....now??

ADVICE FOR LADIES: No man wants to hear your sob story.
ADVICE FOR MEN: Stop using your sob stories to achieve your favorite position.



BOTTOM LINE:

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!


# 3.
" MY FAMILY DID THIS.....!!!!"

EXPLANATION: Why would anyone want to hear about how amazing your family is? Your date deserves your full attention!!!!!! Believe me, if you both make it past the first date, eventually you will meet each other's amazingly crazy family members.

Notice I said CRAZY.

Bringing up family values and issues too soon, can be a deal breaker.





ADVICE FOR LADIES:
Leave the family crap out for now.
 ADVICE FOR MEN:
Leave the family crap out for now.


BOTTOM LINE:

THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!



# 2.
" WELL, GOD IS SOOOO!!! CAN I GET A WITNESS ???"

 
EXPLANATION:  Yes he is!!! But, you are on a date....not in church!!!

If you can not connect on earth, you are not going to be connecting spiritually either.

Guys, no connection on earth probably means no connection......in your favorite positions.






ADVICE FOR LADIES AND MEN: Religious beliefs are very important....


BUT........


THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!


# 1.
" HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME ??"
 I LOVE YOU.!!!!
DO YOU LOVE ME????


 
MY PERSONAL QUESTION REGARDING # 1 FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....


 
IS YOU CRAZY??????????!!!!??????????!!!

BOTTOM LINE:

******THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE AN INITIAL CONNECTION FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****



WHAT IS THE "INITIAL CONNECTION"?



IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION...

MOVE ON !!!!!


18" The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him (Genesis 2:18-24)." 

 

Initial

1. Of, relating to, or occurring at the beginning; first: took the initial step toward peace.

2. Designating the first letter or letters of a word.

Connection
The act of connecting : the state of being connected: as a: causal or logical relation or sequence <the connection between two ideas> b (1): contextual relation or association <in this connection the word has a different meaning> (2): relationship in fact <wanted in connection with a robbery> c: a relation of personal intimacy (as of family ties)


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WRITTEN BY: TE-SHANDRA HASKETT, MBA