HOW TO FIND & LOOK FOR HOT GIRLS & GUYS!
Without getting noticed by your significant other that is. Follow these few steps and you will be able to freely look at all the eye candy you can ever dream of.
#1.
Locate your type.
This is just a way to ensure that you know how to quickly identify who or what you are most attracted to. Being able to have this skill, will allow you to understand and locate areas that you can immediately find exactly what you are looking for (i.e. blondes, brunettes, small or large in appearance). This can be done by searching the Internet, grocery store, beach or your local neighborhood. If you come home late by accident (because of excessive searching), make sure you have a small gift with you so that you are able to tell your significant other that you were simply late because you wanted to buy them something special.
Stunning beauties here!
#2.
Find a nice restaurant.
Suggest to to your partner that you know some of the fanciest restaurants in town and that you would love to take them out because you want to do something to show your undying love and appreciation for them. Make sure the restaurant has several televisions so that while you are gazing at other men/women, your significant other will just think you are looking solely at them. Please make sure that you are actually in a spot where you are facing the television.
#3.
Wear dark sunglasses.
Now, this is not a new or unknown step. This is probably one of the most often used techniques. However, this method is also known to go completely wrong, very often. When you are picking out those spectacular new dark sunglasses, make sure that they are reflect proof. In case you were unaware, it is easy to see what another person is consistently looking at if your sunglasses are more like a mirror from the outside. As result, your partner will probably quickly be able to see what you are looking at and for how long as well.
#4.
Watch Jerry Springer.
Yes, this is the perfect family show that you and your significant other can enjoy. This show is known to have lots of hot men and women featured. And you know what? If you are watching it together, your partner will never suspect that you are actually ogling over the guests. They will probably just assume you are just watching the show. However, I may need to warn you that you should make sure you are looking at the right gender you are attracted to. This show is known to have lots of transgender men and women.
#5.
Add them to your Facebook page.
You will probably never have a chance with these people, but at least if you are caught looking, you always have the excuse that you are simply just checking your status.
#6.
Do the quick neck snap.
This can be done when you feel that the person walking on the other side of you, may be attractive and you need to take a quick look to make sure what you are seeing is true. The best way to attempt this method is by simply stretching or turning to give your partner a quick kiss. However, whatever you do...try not to snap your neck too quickly. Many accidents, sometimes fatal, have occurred from this routine.
#7.
Always put them first.
Walk a step behind your significant other that is. If they question you why you are always one step behind, let them know it is because you always want to put them first.
And last but not least....
#8.
Tell your significant other regularly how special they are to you.
Identify unique qualities that you find to be amazing about them both inside and outside. This will ensure when you are caught in action, there are no bodily injuries (ladies especially towards men), that can be inflicted upon you. This saves you from physical pain, primarily because your partner will feel secure that you love them more than that hot person they caught you staring at that just walked by. And if, you feel the need to upgrade,to a hotter person, (than who you are currently with) this will be a personal reminder of why they are special to you and what you saw in them originally.....
Because trust me. My good friend from out of town upgraded last year and sent the current picture, to your upper right, of her today. Now, he just wishes he kept what he had......
"Charm can fool you. Beauty fades. But a woman who has respect for the LORD should be praised. Give her the reward she has earned. Let everything she has done bring praise to her at the city gate (Proverbs 31:30)."
"For everything in the world--the cravings of sinful man, the lust of his eyes
and the boasting of what he has and does--comes not from the Father but from the
world. (1 John 2:16)."
Note to all readers (specifically men, as women are known to have more anger problems): These steps above should be followed exactly how they are written. Failure to do so could result in serious bodily injuries including: broken legs, arms or all currently working appendages. Sometimes lost of teeth and death may occur. The writer of this blog can not be held responsible for any accidents that may occur.
Written By: Te-Shandra Haskett, MBA
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